Prototehnike

1. How to make someone listen to your fart.

People feel like fart without unexpectedly.
Do you want someone to listen your fart clearly?
I'll tell you the technique to do this.

When you want to fart, say that:
"Oh, did you hear the lady cry in the distance?
This phrase surely make your partner concentrate on the sound.

That's the moment you blast fart strongly!


2. The techniques of continue to fart almost endlessly.

This is the very difficult technique and I can't do this, but I saw my friend's brother do this.

First you pat your hip to promote your fart.
Then you feel like to fart.
Second step is the very difficult and important.
You need a special skill.
The moment the gas comes out of your ass, and before the gas
goes off your hip, you close your hip quickly and then make the gas
come back to your ass.
You can fart endlessly.

3. How to fart in front of someone's face.

If you have your friends smell your fart completely,
this technique is really effective.
You say to your friends like this.

(At this time you have the big box, bags or something like that
with your both hands. In short, you tell your friends you can't use
both your hands.)

You: Hey, will you pick my key out of my rear pocket?
Friend: O.K.

(Your friend will search the key in your pocket.
but no keys there. It is a lie.)

You: Hey, search harder. It must be.
(The harder your friend look for it,
the closer his face must approach to your hip.)
Don't miss this moment.
You fart with your power full.